🤯 Cruel Irony, Trends, Slip-ups, and Double LBD

In this newsletter:

• 🔲 Squares or Rectangles - You choose!

• 🥬 Eau de Broccoli - The latest trend or a passing fad?

• 🧦Slippery Sock Syndrome

• 👗LBD Paradox - Simple Solution

• 🔥Our Current Favorite Gadget

I’m still clocking 'today years old' moments, learning things I should probably already know.

While building blocks with my grandchild, I found out that all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. It's funny how these little facts that we take for granted can suddenly pop up and surprise us.

Life often works the same way. We sometimes forget that a broader category can encompass many diverse individuals or experiences. Speaking of diversity, let's dive into an extremely light topic:

Cruel Irony: Why Does Steamed Broccoli Smell So Bad?

Doesn't it seem ironic that something as healthy as broccoli smells not so pleasant when cooked? It's like the universe is conspiring against our best intentions.

I've considered launching a perfume line called Eau de Broccoli, but I fear it may not take off. 😂😂😂
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Fancy Feet: Socks that Won't Slip Off

You've likely heard of the proverbial 'missing sock in the dryer' conundrum.

But have you been introduced to its equally frustrating cousin: the slippery sock syndrome?

You know, when your sock plays peek-a-boo with your shoe, eventually settling in an uncomfortable bunch at your toes? Now that's one reality show I could live without. 

💡💡💡If you've ever had this happen, try this:

Use elastic hair ties around the ankles of your socks. This provides additional grip and keeps your socks where they should be - on your feet and not wadded up at the bottom of your shoes!

The Little Black Dress (LBD) Paradox

We've all been there. You're preparing for an evening out and grab your go-to little black dress. But, alas, the LBD seems to have shrunk!

Now, this is where the denial kicks in.

• No, it's not that I've gained weight.

• The dress shrunk, obviously.

• The washing machine's too hot.

• There was a mishap at the dry cleaners.

• My closet has a black hole.

Pick your excuse; we've all used them. Now, I've always said, if you find a dress that fits well, buy it in every color. Well, I'm adding a corollary to that - buy two in black. That way, if one 'mysteriously' shrinks, you've got a backup.

Dispropotional Life Hack

(This is where we give you a tip that is easy to do yet will disproportionally improve your life.)

Beware the Shower Shampoo Shuffle

We've all performed the Shower Shampoo Shuffle, haven't we?

Squinting at the labels, juggling bottles with soapy hands, doing a dangerous pirouette to reach the conditioner on the far corner of the rack. It's an accident waiting to happen.

💡💡 Buy a shower caddy. Not only does it keep everything within reach, but you can also arrange your products in the order you use them. Trust me. It's a game-changer.

Shower Thoughts About Showers

1. Showers are a rare phenomenon where cleaning and deep thinking are the primary tasks simultaneously.

2. A shower is one of the few times you willingly drench yourself. Any other context and it's usually unwelcome.

3. Showers are essentially indoor, personalized rain that we control at our will.

4. Showers are the human version of car washes.

5. Isn't it strange that we trust a shower curtain to keep us hidden when we're in our most vulnerable state?

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As always, I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Are you also a victim of the slippery sock syndrome or the shampoo shuffle? Do you have a dishwasher-loading strategy or cutlery conspiracy theories?

Much appreciate it if you could reply to this email to let me know what you suggest or leave a comment.

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